A group of teenagers misunderstood a woman’s screams during sex and, thinking they were stopping an assault, beat a 25-year-old man in her bedroom, police said.

A 16-year-old girl who lives in the same home as the 34-year-old woman overheard her and the man on June 6 and rounded up four friends to stop what they thought was an attack, police Lt. Bruce Whiteley said Thursday.

via Man beaten after teens misinterpret woman’s sex screams – Weird News – Canoe.ca.

Wow! So, she was a screamer and these kids broke into her home and beat up her lover. You’d figure she might have said something. Like, “stop beating the shit out of him I was enjoying that!”

What did these kids find then they arrived? Presumably not the two in flagrante delicto or else they might have put two and two together. Or is the sex education in Connecticut that bad!?