Fluff from the naval of my mind

So, you’ve gone through all the discomfort of shaving your haven (or more painfully waxing your lyrical). It is now a pubic hair free zone. Proud to be Hollywood. The Full Brazilian. Your next thought for your denuded mound is naturally to replace the unsightly hair so fastidiously removed with a mineralised merkin. Well, I figure it’s your pubic region so you can do with it as you please, but who would want to (and I hesitate to use this awful word) vajazzle?

I can’t imagine it’s particularly comfortable and if I can face-to-pubis with something that looked like a cross between a disco ball and a diamond  cutter my reactions would be, in order; What the fuck? Why the fuck? Are these things safe to eat? Closely followed by, ‘Ow my fucking tooth, you’re getting my dental bill you crazy bitch’.

I suppose it might be funny once, but to do this to make yourself feel better about your crotch (as Jennifer Love Hewitt claims she does) is a whole bag of crazy. If your self esteem is so low that a crotch full of diamonique makes you feel better you need therapy, not vajazzling.